Strange Weight Loss

Yesterday while I was working my mom had made a big Thanksgiving meal but, since the weather was terrible my sisters were unable to come so dinner was just mom and me.  Before eating I showed my mom this comic.

I would like to say that this would be the craziest thing that happened to me but, that would be a lie.  This was not the first turkey mishap I was in, my mom once set the stove on fire, my sister blew up the turkey (left the baggy for stuffing in), and I burned it.


This time there was no turkey mishaps.  Today when I checked my wii weight I strangely found that I had lost .7 pounds.  I think it was because I skipped dessert.