I have just gotten back from vacation and I have a bit to write about since I had no real internet access. I also have art but since it's late I will put them up tomorrow.
7/18/2014
I went with my mom to visit Aunt Dennise but, we had a rough time because the flight was set at 6 a.m. but it was delayed for at least an hour so we had enough time for breakfast. Afterwards I ran laps around the terminal to meet my calorie burning goal.
The next day we went to see grandma but, she was in bad shape, talking about being on fire, requesting to be taken to the hospital, random spiritual stuff and such. The nurses tried to feed her but, she said that she won't eat until her system was clean of poison and evil drugs. The nurse was helpless but, I decided to step in and spoon feed grandma.
The next day I helped her out with doing light to moderate exercises by doing them myself. This helped inspire the others to join in. I have also found that they had a wii so I tried to make her do the bowling game, and goofed up on porpoise...but she refused. The plan was for me to stay for one week but, it seems that two is needed for her to recover.
7/31/2014
My mom returned home on the 27th but, I stayed to help heal grandma. When mom was here I at first slept in Grandma's unused bedroom but, her dog Pricey had used it as a bathroom. I couldn't sleep in a stinky place so I slept on the couch. To a man it is a symbol of displeasure from a woman which might have activated a memory of my humiliating defeat from China.
I desperately wanted my manhood back to I called up her mother and asked for a rematch even though Aunt Denise thought it was stupid. After making many calls my challenge was accepted and surprisingly China lives in the same state I was visiting so if things go according to plan I will reclaim my manhood. To make sure I will do 5 minutes of jogging followed by 5 minutes of marshal arts, and 5 minutes of brain training. I figured out that she beat me by grabbing my sword and make it impossible for me to pry it back before doing the fatal blow. I will make sure that she won't get the chance.
At lunchtime I was tired of making sandwiches so I thought that I should walk to the ice cream place to buy a frank and a special ice cream that smelled so good. Before I got back to Aunt Denise's place I was soaked by rain...and the sky was blue.
Grandma has recovered nicely, I used my "Smartphone" to play soft music and educational youtube for her. In addition I brought my art supplies for her to draw with since she is an artist as well. I guess it runs in the family. Since I know that I will take my art suplies with me when I returned home I asked to nurse to provide her with blank paper and crayons.
8/2/2014
The workout routine is at full power. I started at 7 in the morning and did it for hours. I was told that is was in the morning but, the duel was early afternoon. I was told that it was because they had problems getting the weapons and armor ready but, I think it was to psych me out, like a certain samerii I have heard of...he lost his cool because his opponent was late which made him lose not only the match but also the ability to wield a sword and his dignity. Since I don't know how much more humiliation she can give me I continued my training and drank water to keep cool. When she and her family finally arrived I was in for a shock...I had the advantage. I was than told that they had started a fencing club a few years but, it fell through and she got rusty. To help fix the problem her father had us do some basic exercises which was similar to the ones I do with
which was fun but, she found them boring. Either way I had reclaimed my self respect, regardless I will continue my training.
Afterwards they showed inmages of their visit to Africa. After a few moments I found that China has the same mental problems I do, so I recommended "Brain Age: Consintration Training" "Wii Sports Resort" and "Art Academy: Lessons for Everyone". Which will help train her.
8/3/3014
I visited Grandma again and she is well on her way to a full recovery of her streghnth thanks to me. Sadly I can't afford to stay longer so we went to the airport. We got there at a good time but, the plane was greatly delayed first for an unknown reason that it was thundering for over an hour. When the plane ride was over and Grace brought me home it was so late, it's early. I have no idea if I am going to work the following day because the store is closed.
