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Streetpass Messages to Save the World

Eat More Fruit
Train Everyday
Recycle Please
Eat Healthy food
Wii Fit U is Fun
Train Your Brain
Conserve Power
Hug a Tree
Pick Up Trash
Exercise More
No plastic bags
Adopt a pet
Go Read a Book
Live in Peace
Conserve water
Help Wildlife
Cut 6 pack rings
Go use Biofeul
Reuseable Bags
Solar Power
Wind Power
Water Power
No Text & Drive
Natural Foods
Conserve power

Freind Codes because I lost track and forgetful

:icongameboysage: GB
:iconryusuta: Ryusita
:icondecepticonflamewar: Squinkers
:icondonkeylongears: Jacob
:iconrosey-panda: Sarah
:icongamer-dragon: Eliaswrath
:iconnonirikku: Rikku
:iconpanicpagoda: Mark
:iconrisa-mcdohl: SaasyK
:iconacarter51: Austin

Have you ever gone camping? 

3 deviants said I used a tent and brought food equipment.
No deviants said Never camped in my life.
No deviants said I used an RV.
No deviants said I used a tent and hunted/fished/forged.
No deviants said I use handmade equipment for camping.
No deviants said Put me in the woods completely naked of anything and I can survive indefinitely.


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Joseph Mendelsohn
Artist | Hobbyist | Varied
United States
Though usually calm, often sneaks in quirky one-liners when the timing is right. The kind of guy that (just about) anyone could get along with.
Really hard to enrage but, can become fierce under certain conditions.
Zodiac Signs: Virgo, yang metal monkey
Mii: Starret
Games of Choice: Brain Age Concentration Training, Wii Fit U
Likes: Humor, exercise, helping out, sweets, Zelda, swords, staff, anime
Dislikes (from most to least): Bullies, Con-Artists, Name Calling, Foul Language, predigest folk/hate groups, Unbalanced sparring matches, Gore, Strong Bad, The Simpsons (too close to home), raw onions and straight alcohol (only accepts when cooked), black coffee, very spicy food, fake meat, smoking (tobacco, etc.) Spongebob Squarepants, Litterbugs, those that park on the crosswalk.
Height: 5'' 7' on flats. (not counting hair/horns)
Weight class; Middleweight (not counting wings and tail)
Hair: Curly brown, kept short, part on left...if it gets too long turns into an Afro.
Eyes: Green
Language: English with a slight German accent, very little Spanish and American Sign
Current Pedometer Goal: 903 calories burned a day.
Started drawing: July 15?, 2009.
Half-sister :iconrosey-panda:
Girlfriend: None :'(
Colors 3D:
American User Button by TaffytaMuttonfudge USA Language Level stamp4 by Faeth-design Spanish lang2 by Faeth-design
Request - Go green by kumanoyume Super Smash Bros. 4 (3DS/Wii U) - Wii Fit Trainer by LittleYoshi8 Stop The War by DevilKue Snoopy Stamp by pwalk1 Woodstock Stamp by pwalk1 Goofy Fan Button by pwalk1 FOR GOD'S SAKE... by NicoleTheBunny Hate Groups Stamp by VampsStock
Trades - Open by SweetDuke
Current Residence: With my mother in SECT (not a bug)
Favorite genre of music: Country, Classic/Soft Rock, music older than I am
Favorite style of art: Furries, transformation, humor
Favorite cartoon character: Avitar Aang, Jake Long, Captain Planet
Personal Quote: "So many people in the world, not enough brains to go around."


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Pressure Release Lineart by Keyotea
Outline only in colors 3D
Colors Shading
Dragon Grace Redraw by Keyotea
Snowfyre by Keyotea
Lucario by Keyotea
Wrong Bunny Tea by Keyotea
Done by using color 3D colored and shaded.  Up to three characters, more will cost an extra 100
2 Pannel Comic
Irish Dancing comic by Keyotea
Mary Poppins Quote by Keyotea
A Little Un Poco by Keyotea
Use colors 3D with shading
4 Pannel Comic
Dragon City SECT 2 by Keyotea
Get Well Garrett TF 1 by Keyotea
Hookshot Fail by Keyotea
Comic done in Colors 3D with shading


Point Master Pete by Keyotea
Point Master Pete
This is a contest entry for :iconpoint-master-pete:  It has been too long since I drew human in my artwork.
Took 18 minutes in Colors 3D

Surprise Vacations

Journal Entry: Fri Aug 21, 2015, 1:55 PM
While I was working today my boss came up to me and told me that she will pick my vacation time because I did not pick them myself.  I didn't really chose to go on vacation because I didn't really think I was worthy to go on vacation because I work part-time and work fewer hours than my mom.  Still it's use them or lose them so she picked out the dates.  I won't say when they are because doing that would be like asking your place to be robbed.  I am not planning to go anywhere either but, it would be a chance for me to get some extra house work done and clear out my messages.  Aren't I sounding like a stick-in-the-mud.

  • Mood: Wow!
  • Listening to: The ringing in my ears, Classical Music
  • Watching: My Weight and heart pressure
  • Playing: Brain Age Concentration Training, Wii Fit U
  • Eating: String Cheese
  • Drinking: Ginger Ale


Improvement training

Brain Age Concentration Training
Wii Fit U: Part or exercise used the least

Rinse and repeat


Journal History



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ShastatheHusky88 Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks for the watch! Much appreciated! :D 
ShastatheHusky88 Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Hobbyist Writer
Hello, I'm Shasta. Just so you know from my opinion, I think you should lower your commission prices, no one is going to pay that many points for stuff like that. I'm not trying to offend you in any way, it's just a friendly suggestion, you don't have to if you don't want to. But be aware, that right now, points are hard to come by lately due the changing in memberships, so you may or may not get someone to buy your art. But as I said, you should think about lowering the prices a little more to get people to purchase art from you. 

Shasta ~ :)
Keyotea Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Hobbyist General Artist
I am getting some mixed opinions about my prices.  Some say I charge too little, some say I charge too much.  The truth is I set up my prices by how much I did it in person, and if you check the point to RL rate it really isn't all that much.
ShastatheHusky88 Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Hobbyist Writer
Well being that I don't have a lot of points and probably neither does anyone else on DA, I think you charge too much personally. 
Keyotea Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Hobbyist General Artist
In that case, I can open up art trades.
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cesaralexis Featured By Owner 3 days ago
Hey thanks so much for comment my little hare shy boy if you like my work I invite you to watch me I promise I wont let you down with my work.
The-Dark-Fallen Featured By Owner 5 days ago  Student Traditional Artist
Thanks very much for the fav ^^
Keyotea Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Hobbyist General Artist
Not a problem.
Ladone-delle-Lumiere Featured By Owner 5 days ago
Thank you for fav!
PenBoyGD Featured By Owner 6 days ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thank you ever so much for the +20 Points! I really do appreciate it! Hug 
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