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Streetpass Messages to Save the World

Eat More Fruit
Recycle Please
Wii Fit U is Fun
Train Your Brain
Hug a Tree
Pick Up Trash
Exercise More
No plastic bags
Adopt a pet
Go Read a Book
Live in Peace
Conserve water
Help Wildlife
Cut 6 pack rings
Go use Biofeul
Reuseable Bags
Solar Power
Wind Power
Water Power
No Text & Drive
Conserve power

For my Amarican watchers: Which have you memorized by heart? 

4 deviants said Neither
1 deviant said Both
No deviants said The Preamble
No deviants said The intro to Star Trek; The Next Generation


Joseph Mendelsohn
Artist | Hobbyist | Varied
United States
Though usually calm, often sneaks in quirky one-liners when the timing is right. The kind of guy that (just about) anyone could get along with.
Really hard to enrage but, can become fierce under certain conditions.
Zodiac Signs: Virgo, yang metal monkey
Mii: Starret
Games of Choice: Brain Age Concentration Training, Wii Fit U
Likes: Humor, exercise, helping out, sweets, Zelda, swords, staff, anime
Dislikes (from most to least): Bullies, Name Calling, Foul Language, predigest folk/hate groups, Gore, Strong Bad, The Simpsons (too close to home), raw onions and straight alcohol (only accepts when cooked), black coffee, very spicy food, fake meat, smoking (tobacco, etc.) Spongebob Squarepants, Litterbugs, those that park on the crosswalk.
Height: 5'' 7' on flats. (not counting hair/horns)
Weight class; Middleweight (not counting wings and tail)
Hair: Curly brown, kept short, part on left...if it gets too long turns into an Afro.
Eyes: Green
Language: English with a slight German accent, very little Spanish and American Sign
Current Pedometer Goal: 776 calories burned a day.
Started drawing: July 15?, 2009.
Half-sister :iconrosey-panda:

American User Button by TaffytaMuttonfudge USA Language Level stamp4 by Faeth-design Spanish lang2 by Faeth-design
Request - Go green by Caleb-F-Bear
Current Residence: With my mother in SECT (not a bug)
Favorite genre of music: Country, Classic/Soft Rock, music older than I am
Favorite style of art: Furries, transformation, humor
Favorite cartoon character: Avitar Aang, Jake Long, Captain Planet
Personal Quote: "So many people in the world, not enough brains to go around."


4 Pannel Comic
Dragon City SECT 2 by Keyotea
Get Well Garrett TF 1 by Keyotea
4 Panel Comic done in Colors 3D
Colors Shading
Dragon Grace Redraw by Keyotea
Snowfyre by Keyotea
Lucario by Keyotea
Done by using color 3D colored and shaded.

Vegan Gluten Free Muffins FAIL

Journal Entry: Sat Aug 16, 2014, 1:34 PM
For a while I was making vegan muffins because my martial arts teacher is a vegan, and I want to serve him some.   After making some substitutes and testing they turned out good.  I thought I should take the next step and make them gluten-free as well but, my attempts had failed.  About a month ago I tried substituting rice flour which ended badly.  Yesterday I thought I would try buying a boxed mix reading the ingredients and try it out before making my own but, it was an epic fail.  I followed the recipe exactly but, it needed more time than the box said.  After baking it for at least 20 extra minutes was an overcooked outside but a gooey inside.  It was a complete waste so I will no longer try to make vegan  gluten-free muffins.

  • Mood: Disgust
  • Listening to: The ringing in my ears,
  • Watching: My mom on facebook
  • Playing: Brain Age Concentration Training,




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shimmerwolfgirl Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Student Artist
thx 4 da watch :3
Keyotea Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
No problem.
AbalamAnderson Featured By Owner 5 days ago  Professional Digital Artist
I would be honored if you gave me you're input on my newest creation!
Oh, and here is a Llama for you because I'm awesome, hehe :D…
Merlenyn Featured By Owner 5 days ago
Thanks for the fave!
HaHaFunnyStory Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
Thanks a bunch for the watch!
GMDay Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
thanks for the watch
Keyotea Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
You're welcome.
GMDay Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Evil-Sprite Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for the watch, much appreciated :heart:
Keyotea Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
No problem.
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