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About Varied / Hobbyist Core Member Joseph Mendelsohn35/Male/United States Groups :iconyoga-art: yoga-art
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Streetpass Messages to Save the World

Eat More Fruit
Train Everyday
Recycle Please
Eat Healthy food
Wii Fit U is Fun
Train Your Brain
Conserve Power
Hug a Tree
Pick Up Trash
Exercise More
No plastic bags
Adopt a pet
Go Read a Book
Live in Peace
Conserve water
Help Wildlife
Cut 6 pack rings
Go use Biofeul
Reuseable Bags
Solar Power
Wind Power
Water Power
No Text & Drive
Natural Foods
Conserve power

Freind Codes because I lost track and forgetful

:icongameboysage: GB
:iconryusuta: Ryusita
:icondecepticonflamewar: Squinkers
:iconthenaturistartist: Jacob
:iconrosey-panda: Sarah
:icongamer-dragon: Eliaswrath
:iconnonirikku: Rikku
:iconpanicpagoda: Mark
:iconrisa-mcdohl: SaasyK
:iconacarter51: Austin
:iconmike-dragon: Mike

Would you sacrafice your best friend to save the town? 

4 deviants said No
3 deviants said Yes
1 deviant said Spoiler Alert for Life is Strange
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Joseph Mendelsohn
Artist | Hobbyist | Varied
United States
Zodiac Signs: Virgo, yang metal monkey
Mii: Starret
Games of Choice: Brain Age Concentration Training, Wii Fit U
Likes: Humor, exercise, helping out, sweets, Zelda, swords, staff, anime
Dislikes (from most to least): Bullies, Con-Artists, Name Calling, Foul Language, predigest folk/hate groups, Unbalanced sparring matches, Gore, Strong Bad, The Simpsons (too close to home), raw onions and straight alcohol (only accepts when cooked), black coffee, very spicy food, fake meat, smoking (tobacco, etc.) Spongebob Squarepants, Litterbugs, those that park on the crosswalk.
Height: 5'' 7' on flats. (not counting hair/horns)
Build: Medium-athletic.
Hair: Curly brown, kept short, part on left...if it gets too long turns into an Afro.
Eyes: Green
Language: English with a slight German accent, very little Spanish and American Sign
Current Pedometer Goal: 1059 calories burned a day.
Started drawing: July 15?, 2009.
Half-sister :iconrosey-panda:
Girlfriend: None :'(
Colors 3D:
American User Button by TaffytaMuttonfudge USA Language Level stamp4 by Faeth-design Spanish lang2 by Faeth-design
Request - Go green by kumanoyume Super Smash Bros. 4 (3DS/Wii U) - Wii Fit Trainer by LittleYoshi8 Stop The War by DevilKue Snoopy Stamp by pwalk1 Woodstock Stamp by pwalk1 Goofy Fan Button by pwalk1 Hate Groups Stamp by VampsStock
Trades - Open by SweetDuke Requests - Closed by SweetDuke
Current Residence: With my mother in SECT (not a bug)
Favorite genre of music: Country, Classic/Soft Rock, music older than I am
Favorite style of art: Furries, transformation, humor
Favorite cartoon character: Avitar Aang, Jake Long, Captain Planet
Personal Quote: "So many people in the world, not enough brains to go around."


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Poetry Repair
Ask Keyotea 5 by Keyotea
As you may see
I can do poetry
If you can pay a fine
I can make yours divine

To get the rehearse
I can do the verse
This is up to four
Extra if you want more  
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Starfire Dragon by Keyotea
Up to three characters, more will cost an extra 10
2 Pannel Comic
Irish Dancing comic by Keyotea
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4 Pannel Comic
Hookshot Fail by Keyotea
Talks with hands by Keyotea
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Vs Suzan in Dojo 4 by Keyotea
Vs Suzan in Dojo 4
Part four of the match between me sona and Suzan from :iconmattwurm99:  In which we RP attacks in which I draw them.  So far in the match his fighter has knocked me back but, I have a few moves that I have yet to pull off.  I must apologize for taking so long.  I am in a bit of a slump which is caused by not having a job.

Writing Lines

Journal Entry: Wed Jun 22, 2016, 3:31 PM
For well over a month I had been filling out paper applications for jobs, at least one a week but, absolutely no one called me back.  I am going totally insane because I am vertically out of money and I need to transform into a dragon IRL just so I can get a job because I don't drive.  Than my mom told me that the reason that my paper applications were trashed because my handwriting print like a ten year old and I don't look "normal".  I was outraged because I thought that there is no way that handwriting print has an age so I decided that my mom has put me in detention and my punishment is writing lines.  So that is what I am doing for an hour.

  • Listening to: The ringing in my ears
  • Watching: My Weight, heart pressure, and money
  • Playing: Brain Age Concentration Training
  • Drinking: Water



Jun 27, 2016
2:43 pm
Jun 27, 2016
8:03 am
Jun 26, 2016
11:30 am
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10:03 am
Jun 26, 2016
7:30 am

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Benthehyena Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Hobbyist General Artist
For the "Ask me" thing : what do you prefer, dragons or dinos ?
Draceon Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thank you for the watch :D
Keyotea Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Hobbyist General Artist
You're welcome.
Triatel-x Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
 I see you lowered  prices. Actually took my advise, or something else came in mind?

Proud of you. :D
Keyotea Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Actually I asked GB about it and she agreed with you and suggested how low I should set my prices.  IRL yesterday, I set my prices at the craft fair at church for $ which I had done only one because the fair was not well known.  I spent the money already.
Naivling Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
how old are you
Keyotea Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
It is written on my homepage but, if you meet me IRL you would think that I am much younger than that.  This is because I use a combination of diet and exercise that's so effective, I can do cartwheels.  As a matter of fact, I did one yesterday.
Naivling Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
I thought cartwheels had more to do with your gymnastic abilities but okay. youre 35????
Keyotea Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
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